Monday, July 18, 2011

Meet the Internet Guru

You can call me Ms. Guru.
I was surfing the net when Justin Biever was a glint in Mr. Biever's eye.   
I've had a dozen internet jobs, one of which I've held for 9 years. 
I pitch a penny so hard it howls, so I don't buy anything online until I search endlessly for the best deals.
I definitely know the scams.  In other words, if something is rotten in Denmark.com, I can smell it.
I'm going to share my wealth of knowledge with you, dear reader.  Lucky you!
A little about me: I'm a stay-at-home mom of 2 lovely girls, and married to my husband for 12 years...and yes, I met him on the internet! 
I enjoy reading Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, and emails from my friends (HINT HINT. Yeah, you know who you are.)
Love: coffee, animals, writing, sci-fi, nature, and Tequlia Sunrises.
Hate: ignorant people, lima beans, and cold weather.

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